"Yes, first base, a couple more drinks and I'm going for home, I knew this would work"!!
"Keep chugging straightie, you don't even have a clue what I'm "up" to."
"It works everytime, give them a few beers, tell them they have great muscles, and viola, shirts off"!!
"Ah, what the heck, When in Rome, do as the Romans do"!!
"Ah, what's that saying, the difference between a gay guy and a straight guy is a six pack, ah dude you need another beer?"
"So, your gf is out for the night, ah, let me go get your another beer, you look thirsty".
"So you gf is out for the night, ah, let me go get you another beer, you look thirsty".
"oh yeah, give a dude a few beers and he will be ready, it's like taking candy from a baby."
"Don't ever shave that hairy chest!"
"There you go boys, that covers basic 101, on how to get a straight dude".
The More You Drink..The Better I Look.
"Candy is dandy, but with straighties, liquor is SO much quicker"!!
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"Yes, first base, a couple more drinks and I'm going for home, I knew this would work"!!
"Keep chugging straightie, you don't even have a clue what I'm "up" to."
"It works everytime, give them a few beers, tell them they have great muscles, and viola, shirts off"!!
"Ah, what the heck, When in Rome, do as the Romans do"!!
"Ah, what's that saying, the difference between a gay guy and a straight guy is a six pack, ah dude you need another beer?"
"So, your gf is out for the night, ah, let me go get your another beer, you look thirsty".
"So you gf is out for the night, ah, let me go get you another beer, you look thirsty".
"oh yeah, give a dude a few beers and he will be ready, it's like taking candy from a baby."
"Don't ever shave that hairy chest!"
"There you go boys, that covers basic 101, on how to get a straight dude".
The More You Drink..The Better I Look.
"Candy is dandy, but with straighties, liquor is SO much quicker"!!
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