The Penis Soliloquies: Thursday Hotness! It's April!

Thursday, April 1, 2021

Thursday Hotness! It's April!

11 comments:

lftcsterik9 said...: It's April 1 --- do not trust anyone or anything today!
Goodness, #2 -- What a big, juicy, uncut penis plus, gun muscles and fur.
#3 - long, tall and so cute with untapped possibilities. Keep on Truckin'!
#7 -- 'Your carriage has arrived, kind sir!' Hold on, it may be a bumpy ride!
#10 - Older dude with spectacular body & smile and stylish Speedo. Slammin'!
Thanks, Koba. Now go lick your soccer fella you've done great work today. E; April 1, 2021 at 8:07 AM
Hot guys said...: First one is leaking like crazy, lol! 😜; April 1, 2021 at 10:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Scott from Massachusetts said...

Oh yes, watch out for being a "fool" today!! If someone's is wagging their big meat-stick at you at the gym today, make sure their on the "up" and "up"!! LMAO!!

Happy April everyone, though it's rainy and raw here today, But this posting is warming me up quite nicely, and that's no April Fool's joke.

#1) Man would I love to catch that sweet "maple syrup"!!!

#2) Woof!! " Popping Puppies", powerful chest, and that "treasure trial" tummy fur is beautiful. OH and cock isn't bad either..LOL!!!

#3) Com-on handsome get that hand in motion and crank the "nut" out!!

#4) OH I can identify with this cocksucker, eyes closed and ready to enjoy one hearty meal!! OH and buddy, just feel around, you going to feel a couple of nice loose eggs!!

#5) I like to be a puma and pounce on your pouch after the match. Go get em tiger!!

#6) That reminds me, I only had coffee for breakfast, think I"ll cook me up some pigs in a blanket!!

#7) Oh handsome, If I was around, I'd get my mouth on your loose balls. Then I would tongue you tight pucker. Your be trashing and withering about, and probably knock over those beautiful tulips. I must say, I love what comes out of the mouth of a man, when you put your tongue up their ass. It's usually WTF!!! The you ask, "Do you want me to stop", their answer is in their actions. They grind their manly ass into your face.

#8) One thing WE know for sure about Koba, he has a major HARD-ON for Eden, and that's no April Fool's joke. He probably whacked off 5 times, when the hubby wasn't looking.

#9) Oh please show us more of your beautiful man bush!!

#10) Another one that's not an April Fool's joke, I know where my mouth is going first, on this handsome gentleman. If you can can't to ten, that's where the answer lies.

Thanks Koba; April 1, 2021 at 12:09 PM
Michehot said...: HAppy April to you all!!!!; April 1, 2021 at 12:48 PM
Horn King said...: #1 & #2 FORGET THE ABS... WHAT A DIFFERENCE HAIR/MANLY BUSH MAKE !!
Number 1 looks to have a big cock.. and waiting for puberty !!
Number 2 Is SCREAMING, I AM A FKG MAN! CHEST, TREASURE TRAIL, NUTS,
HAIRY LEGS. THE ENTIRE PACKAGE. Looking for a MAN who wins #1or #2 ?

#4 The look on his face, says it all.. He is WORSHIPING THAT BEAUTIFUL
COCK.. He is also HANDSOME, which does not hurt !!!

#5 THE GUY WHO DESIGNED THE SINGLET FOR WRESTLERS.. WAS DEFFINATELY NOT STRAIGHT...NO FKG WAY !! YOU SEE EVERYTHING THIS GUY OWNS..I WOULD LIKE TO THANK HIM.. THE BEST IS WHEN THE GUY GETS A WOODY !! A+

#6 A FEW GUYS THAT REALLY LOVE FORESKIN...JUST FAINTED !! LOL

#7 This guy is ready TO BUCK LIKE A BRONCO !! Bronco comes from the Spanish, and means ROUGH.. SINK YOUR COCK.. BALLS DEEP AND YOU ARE IN FOR ONE FKG ROUGH RIDE. YIPEE !!!

#8 KOBA, Not sure you would agree, this picture of Eden is one of his BEST !! HE REALLY LOOKS HANDSOME (GROOMED TO PERFECTION) !!!

#10 Looks as if our Man here has a couple of shots of OUZO !! A happy camper.. It would not take much to get him out of his SPEEDO!
PLAY BOUZOUKI.. And let me SUCK THAT COCK/and BALLS !!

HAPPY APRIL TO ONE AND ALL !!!; April 1, 2021 at 1:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Scott from Massachusetts said...

To funny, sometimes I come back to the post of the day, to gander at the comments and the pics, (yes I can see some of your facial expressions now) your saying "We know, We know, Scott, take a break." LOL...

Anyways I just saw the caption to pic #10 it says "Daddy by the sea"

Well I love to be lying close to "Daddy's" toes and be playing "this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy ate roast beef. Well you guys are getting the pic. Well this little piggy (me) WANTS to take Daddy all the way home.; April 1, 2021 at 7:56 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: Bryn tried to catch me this morning....took the battery out of my remote so the car wouldn't start, switched the salt and sugar, Saran wrapped the toilet, and put whipping cream in the shampoo bottle.
While he was on his run I put the sugar and salt containers on the counter and sprinkled a little of each on the counter but did NOT change the sugar and salt back. I squeezed grout into the end of his toothpaste and superglued the teeth of his comb together.
He didn't catch me at all but his salt in the sugar bowl backfired and he caught himself.

It's magic being married to me.; April 1, 2021 at 9:16 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: I have a whole year to come up with something much more subtle....but I will catch Bruce! So. Help. Me.; April 1, 2021 at 9:21 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: Now to the business of this blog.....

#1...he has to be related to Bruce to precum like that.

#2 and #3...I would like to introduce you all to our personal trainers...#2 is Bruce's and #3 is mine.

#5...Am I the only one that wants him to turn around?
I just have to see that singlet creeping up his ass.

#10....Thanks Koba! A great photo showing how sexy a mature man can be.

HAPPY EASTER EVERY ONE!
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

Bryn and Bruce; April 1, 2021 at 9:32 PM
Horn King said...: BRUCE JENSEN AND BRYN, enjoyed your April 1st...IT'S MAGIC BEING MARRIED TO EACH OTHER !!! AGAIN BRUCE .. #2, IS MY FAVORITE TODAY.. A FOUR STIFF COCKS AWARD !! GUYS.. you can find #10, On every beach in Greece... The bars (TAVERNA'S) have No set closing times. MUSIC and DANCING (ALL MEN DANCING WITH MEN) AS THEY PLAY BOUZOUKI... And drink OUZO.. NO PEOPLE HAVE A GREATER LOVE OF LIFE !!! SEX SEX SEX ALWAYS.
BRUCE AND BRYN YOU WOULD BE OUTSTANDING GUEST OF HONOR.. IF YOU
HAVE TRAVELED TO GREECE … YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. SEX SEX SEX
TIME FOR A SHOWER !! CIAO ~`

SCOTT from Massachusetts... #10 is one GREAT BIG HUNK MEAT !! I THINK YOU WOULD BE ON HIM FOR DAYS !!! THE TOES ARE AN APPETIZER !!
SLEEP LIKE A BABE... BUDDY !!!; April 1, 2021 at 10:34 PM
Koba said...: Thanks guys!; April 2, 2021 at 11:17 AM

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