Saturday, April 26, 2014

Hi sweetie, This meeting is running WAY longer than I expected. I probably won't make it to the airport in time to catch my flight. XOX

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Honestly bro, you don't need instrustions, just put your mouth on it and suck."

Anonymous said...

"Dude, I know it's your first cock-sucking, but do you have to tweet about it."

Anonymous said...

"Dude, you don't need to translate it, Suck means Suck, in all languages, now get over here."

Anonymous said...

"Don't worry bro, I'm still going to suck you off, I just want to see who got eliminated from Dancing With The Stars."

Mendujour said...

I'm trying to find an app that will suck me.

Anonymous said...

"What you don't believe me, when I say cum, tastes like ice cream?" hehehehe

Anonymous said...

"Bro, I freaking swear, you don't blow me soon, I'll shoot all over your tablet."

Anonymous said...

"Nope, I'm staying right here, till you promise me you won't cum in my mouth."

TornJeans said...

I see a bunch of guys' asses in their profiles. How does Scruff know I'm horny and a top?

Anonymous said...

Axiom said...
"My lips are perfect for the deed!"

Justin said...

How does this piece of shit work, I just wanna fuck.

Anonymous said...

Hi sweetie, This meeting is running WAY longer than I expected. I probably won't make it to the airport in time to catch my flight. XOX

Anonymous said...

"I swear after he finds out if the Bruins won or lost, I'm fucking that sweet ass."

Anonymous said...

"I told you the Boston Brunis won, and next up are the dreaded Montreal Canadiens, now get on my cock already."

Anonymous said...

"I told you the Boston Bruins won, and next up are the dreaded Montreal Canadiens, now get on my hard cock already."

Anonymous said...

"Honey be home soon, my boss literally has me working my ass off."

Anonymous said...

"Honey be home soon, my boss has been on my ass all day."

Anonymous said...

"Oh no, he's right, the Bruins did win, now where in the hell is the vaseline."

Terry Walker said...

Hi Mum, "you'll never guess what I've been doing all day "

jam said...

Now, I just hit send...

Anonymous said...

"If he wasn't so damn cute, I would throw him and his tablet out"

Anonymous said...

"Hey take care of me first, then you can go back to that."

Anonymous said...

Congats to the winner, anonymous at April 26 7:52 PM. That was a good one..

Anonymous said...

I would like to see of that cutie, that is on his tablet. Woof, Woof

Anonymous said...

sit-on-my-facebook