The Penis Soliloquies: Happy Hump Day!

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Happy Hump Day!

10 comments:

lftcsterik9 said...: Very average sized hump day! #8 does excel in length but may lack humility?
It's to be 88 in San Diego today so I'd really like a Big Gulp of #10.
Vary artistic shot of #1 and his exploding trouser trout. Nice & Fun; March 31, 2021 at 9:05 AM
BxlMan said...: #5 is so hot, #7 is an absolute stunner and #10 is mesmerizing. Thanks, Koba!; March 31, 2021 at 11:14 AM
Bruce Jensen said...: #1 Horn King beat me to the punch...I was going to say
"I didn't know Old Navy sold tents".

#4 and #5 Bryn is drooling a bit over these two...he does like him a hairy man.

#6 I would have cast these two in that scene in Titanic...and filmed them from this angle as well as head on.

#8 Brace yourself Sweetie.
Bryn and I are about to put an even bigger smile on your face!; March 31, 2021 at 12:42 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: For the record.....
Hump Day is ANY day that ends with a "y"!😈😈; March 31, 2021 at 12:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Scott from Massachusetts said...

This "Happy Hump Day" posting, sure made me happy!!!

#1) Old Navy boxers sure know how to wake up a dude. If there was a button fly on that pair, it isn't there any longer!! "Pop goes the Weasel"!!

#2) Hey Ginger, after you kick some balls around, and score some goals, I'd like to visit you in the team's locker room. Before you shower, I'd love to take care of you sweaty "blue balls"!!

#3) "Bro, don't get your panties twisted in a knot about it, we all get some shrinkage in cold water".

#4) Woof!! I just picked up the scent, don't move handsome, I'll be there, faster than you can say "musk melon"!!

#5) OH F--k, where do I go first to apt #4 or apt#5!! I'm a dog with a very good sense of smell, peculiarity to the males species.

#6) Oh, boys on a boat with cute bum-bums makes for one beautiful day.

#7) Now that's how I would like my gas attendant to pump my gas.

#8) Wow, longed legged dude, with a nice long dong!!

#9) Oh yeah, loving this cozy corner!! I'll be there in a few, so drop them.

#10) Love to get my mouth and nose in some of this man action.

Thanks Koba; March 31, 2021 at 12:43 PM
Hot guys said...: Number 8 is very... inviting! 😜

And number 9 has some killer abs! 💪🏻; March 31, 2021 at 2:45 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: Oh Horn King, do I have to keep my eye on you??
Bruce is a blond bear and such a great big spoon.

Yup, Bruce does have one more test to go but we have to wait for the specialists office to contact us. Our GP tells us that if the specialist considered it urgent/serious we would have heard by now. No news is good news as the saying goes.

Saturday is the anniversary...48 years since I threw myself at him. That big brute still rocks my world!

F.T.R....Hump Day started with a "69" before I went for my run. (Bruce rode his bike along side me.)
Then it was shower sex. Now he is padding around the kitchen naked with a hardon pointing straight up...
I suspect I am going to take a pounding before I go back to work.😎
Face it...your adopted daddys are sex crazed old coots!😈😈

Ciao for Now
Bryn; March 31, 2021 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous said...: I hope you guys don't mind, I mean I trully really belong here, but sometimes I eat at the "Y". Sometime I will tell you a funny story, but not for the faint of heart. Well not tonight anyways.; March 31, 2021 at 7:12 PM
Horn King said...: Bruce Jensen said BRYN.. FACE WHAT ?? I AM SO PROUD OF MY ADOPTED DADIES. In fact if you could BOTTLE whatever gives you this STAMINA,
and mind blowing DESIRE...you would be the RICHEST MEN IN THE WORLD ~ In a way you already are!! Bryn .. as for keeping an EYE ON ME... I HAVE WON SERVERAL BUTT contests .. ONE OF MY ASSESTS, enjoy the view! Not to worry, MY DYNAMIC DUO, ARE BRUCE AND BRYN... NOW AND ALWAYS..
OLD COOTS.... MY ASS... HE HE HE

NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.... VERY VERY GLAD TO HEAR..

HORN KING AKA MR.BUNS !!; March 31, 2021 at 9:18 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: So now instead of BBHK the trio is BBMB... we are going to confuse people.

In part I think Bruce's sex drive is hereditary. Bruce is the youngest of 14 and was born 2 months before his dad's 41st birthday. After Bruce had his stroke 4 years ago he did a lot of research into foods and herbs that help keep your arteries open and stimulate circulation. I guess you could say that he is feeding us holistic viagra. All I know is that we get horny as hell and both maintain rock hard erections and are able to maintain our stamina. Our recovery time ain't so bad either. To be blunt he nailed me 4 times the night we met and still can pound me like we are still in our 20's or 30's.
As for desire, just lucky I guess...I still drool over his butt and he still leers at my legs.

Ciao for now.
Bryn; March 31, 2021 at 10:05 PM

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