The Penis Soliloquies: Happy Hump Day! And Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Happy Hump Day! And Happy St. Patrick's Day!

12 comments:

Horn King said...: #1 On you knees... and put your tongue to WORK ON MY COCK AND BALLS !!

#2 This HUNK is the FKG PITS !!! The aroma of the gods !!

#3 Loreal may cost a little more...But HE'S WORTH IT !!! NICE BULGE!

#4 Get those fingers out of there...My 8 inches are ready to F**K !!!

#5 I'll take the TALL GUY … with NO SPEEDO'S !!!

#7 & #8 Take these two guys on, at the same time.. THREESOME !!!!!

#9 While it's out... LET ME GIVE THAT COCK A GOOD DEEP BLOWJOB !!

#10 These HOT GUYS... SHARING THEIR TASTY LOADS !!!! YUM CAN I JOIN ?

Happy St. Pat's to ALL...Hope "CORNED"''' IS NOT THE ONLY "BEEF" YOU ENJOY TODAY...

SCOTT from Massachusetts...THE TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU FRIEND !!

Bruce Jensen and BRYN... Pray all is well !! The best of everything, to you both, on this fine ST.PATRICK'S DAY !!~; March 17, 2021 at 12:25 PM
Anonymous said...: Scott from Massachusetts said...

Oh indeed, I'm Green with envy with these hot looking men. Happy St. Patrcik's Day to everyone.

#1) Oh buddy, I'm the one licking my chops to get on your thick meat-stick!!

#2) Let's see, what do I want to do first. Kiss him, get my nose in his funky pits, nibble on his nips, follow that wonderful "treasure trail" of his. Decisions, decisions to make with a masculine hottie like this.

#3) Hey cutie, that's a mighty big bed you have, why don't you have a St, Patrick's Day NPP (no pants party) today? Nice "popping puppies" lad.

#4) OH my, someone has their fingers in the "pot of gold"!!! What a nice ass!!

#5) Oh you beefy butted ruggers. Woof!! The third one from the left has the right idea, push that long haired rugger with that bare rump roast in the showers, and then maybe everyone will follow suit. Never mind the corn beef, I want all of these "RUMP ROASTS" on this holiday. OH yeah I'll be your bottom snuggler!! Horn King wouldn't you like to "cuddle those bums" here?

#6) Oh, Happy St. Paddy's Day to my cute pug nosed otter!! Oscar who are you teasing today with your cute "treasure trail" and you thick roast beef?

#7) Hey you hairy long legged male specimen, once I start licking your toes, that dong of yours won't be able to stay in your underwear, it's going to spring out!!

#8) Woof!! Those pits, those nips, that "treasure trail"!! Love to put a smile on your face handsome.

#9) I always enjoy a patio peek of a pecker!! How you like a nice warm wet BJ's handsome?

#10) Heck these two lovers relish in the taste of their love making. Sweet!!

Thanks Koba!!!; March 17, 2021 at 12:34 PM
Horn King said...: SCOTT from Massachusetts … RUMP ROAST VS CORNED BEEF LMAO.. The first ASS that I would attack is #4.... CUDDLE WOULD BE AFTER MANY HOURS OF PLAYING! Notice this Hunk still has THE PUBIC HAIR ON HIS BALLS. Grrr

#7 Hey, LITTLE SCOTTY, YOU WANT TO COME OUT AND PLAY ??? lol

CIAO; March 17, 2021 at 1:31 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: Hello everyone!

Thank you all so much for all your well wishes, positive thoughts, and positive energy...dare I say "your prayers" (in this age of political correctness). I believe in positive thinking, positive energy, and the presence of a positive God. In the true spirit of gratitude I thank you all.

Many things have been ruled out...not a stroke, not a pulmonary embolism, not a heart attack, not an aneurysm. It is possible that I may need a stent in one of the arteries in my neck. I am wearing a monitor to collect further data under normal circumstances. I asked my doctor if I could have sex and he told me as often as I want. Bryn's freshly fukked expression attests to the fact that I am following my doctor's orders. 😈

We exchanged contact information with Rich. He got both Bryn and I through this part of the journey. The many little things that he did meant so much. When we thanked him yet again for getting the double bed he smiled at us and winked. To quote him..."I didn't want Bryn to feel like a zombie. He has enough to deal with having you in here. Besides, my man sleeps better when I am there too." We did say that he is a star!

So here I am....at home happy and horny.

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone! God bless the Irish for finding a way to drink and feast during Lent. ☘☘; March 17, 2021 at 2:44 PM
uptonking said...: #4 looks like he's bowling. Thanks for the pit pic.; March 17, 2021 at 3:56 PM
Horn King said...: Bruce Jensen and Bryn... Wonderful news. The B & B boys are back home,
and back in ACTION !! Rich was a one in a million.b.. and smart, too !
Trust all will continue this journey, to a very happy ending !!
A bunch of 4 LEAF SHAMROCKS to my DYNAMIC DUO !!

uptonking said.. Does look like he's bowling.. From this PHOTO looks like a 300 PERFECT GAME !!! I would have a not more than a thumb in that hole! lol YIPPEE !! '

KOBA AND HUB.....A POT O GOLD !!!; March 17, 2021 at 6:08 PM
Bruce Jensen said...: Oh my Horn King...the B Boys are back in action!
It is a long time since we went 6 days without sex.

Uptonking and Horn King...
Photo 4 is what us bowlers call a "baby split". Which means your balls won't fit between them....; March 17, 2021 at 6:46 PM
Anonymous said...: LOL.. uotonking, and I'm liking the "kingpin"!!!!!; March 17, 2021 at 10:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Scott from Massachusetts said...

Bruce, what a fell good story!! LMAO, when the DR, said, "As often as you want" to darn funny, and I can just see Byrn wagging his tail like a cute happy puppy dog.

God bless you both, and keep the recovery and the SEX going, as I know you guys will.

Man, that Rich sounds like a real nice caring gentlemen. He knows what keeps a man happy.; March 17, 2021 at 10:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Scott from Massachuseet said...

Oh yeah Horn King the "aroma of the gods"!!! Horn King the aroma alone can get me hard, if a dude has been working out, and any kind of exercise. Now I'm not talking about really bad B.O. just the natural sweat guys get when they get worked up.

I do tell my "gentlemen callers", please when coming over please don't put any deodorant on. Now if we are going out for dinner, that's another story. I think you guys are getting my drift.; March 17, 2021 at 10:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Last comment of the night, I can't keep my eyes of those ruggers bum-bums!!; March 17, 2021 at 10:31 PM
Koba said...: Thanks guys, and great news, Bruce and Bryn! Glad everything has gone so well!; March 18, 2021 at 6:55 AM

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