The Penis Soliloquies: September 2017

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Reader Submission!

Another hot submission from one of our long-time readers! Dude is 38 and lives in Philadelphia. Says he is single and ready to mingle! Thanks man!

... to shit or get off the pot, as they say. I've given a lot of thought to Axiom's (and others') concerns about there being too many anonymous voters for Cock of the Block. I'd like to think that the Contest is a simple one where no one would try to alter the results by voting more than once (or twice, or three times, etc.). What, pray tell, is to be gained by manipulating the vote in what is meant to be an honest, horny little competition where each contestant should have an equal shot of winning? I seldom give my Koba's Choice Award to the overall winner. We all have different tastes and there is absolutely nothing to be gained by skewing the results. All this to say, I'm hoping many of you who regularly vote on Sunday will consider getting a web identity. As I explained in the comments section a few posts down, it is a very easy and free thing to do. Simply go to blogger.com and sign up (create a blog). You never have to use or post anything to your blog, but it will give you a discernible web identity that you can use on here. Plus, no more haggling with the "prove you are not a robot" thing. Just one simple click and your comment posts. Please think about it. I have not yet totally decided to make it mandatory for voting on Sundays, but please, give it a thought. It takes 2 seconds and is free. And it would make for a lot more transparency. Thanks. Dude on the flush below is US snowboarding Champ, Gus Kenworthy.