Friday, March 13, 2026

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A STEAK DINNER, BUT ALL YOU CAN FIND IS CHICKEN SMELLING OF AXE BODYWASH!!

 


15 comments:

Ben said...

Look he’s perfect for a danseur, his knob end drops nicely into the crevice in his ball sack, limiting the bulge in his ballet tights Ben - Australia

mike said...

My tiny hands, makes your junk look huge!
Please call again...

Anonymous said...

Young man, the only problem you have is "blue balls" they have to be drained. I'll get Scott over. Our motto is "please call again"!

Anonymous said...

Scott the only problem you have is calling him "little scotty", if you have any more problems feel free to "please call again.

Anonymous said...

Listen young man nothing to worry about, most men will get an erection if another man kisses you right in the spot I'm pointing.

CAAZ said...

We are going to have to take turns sucking you off in order to reduce the swelling in your right testicle.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry young man, they are "egg shaped" but they make the same amount of sperm, so stop worrying, and if you want to call us again that is fine.

Anonymous said...

Now your just a few ounces over for the fight, so just go in the bathroom and "spank it"!!

Anonymous said...

Please call us again, we see lots of promise here.

Anonymous said...

Please call us again, we see lots of promise here, uncut is so in these days.

Anonymous said...

I know it's not polite to point, but lad, you have a great man bush. Never shave it.

Anonymous said...

My business partner is going to fondle your balls, if your cock reaches here, you have the job.

sc57 said...

Is that where the bee stung you?

lftcsterik9 said...

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A STEAK DINNER, BUT ALL YOU CAN FIND IS CHICKEN SMELLING OF AXE BODYWASH!!

lftcsterik9 said...

YUP, IT HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN ANYONE DESERVES!!