Mind if I sit here?
He fell on my dick!
I swear, I thought it was the remote...
"Oh no, Suzanne Somers, just got voted off DWTS"
"What, the liquor store is closed?"
"Dudes, this isn't what it looks like"
"What's your problem, straight dudes need love to"
"Heck, when I'm drunk, I'll hump anything."
"What ya mean, he has to take his shorts off"
"Ah, um, bro, I thought you were not coming up to visit till next week."
"Please tell us, you didn't hit the send button"
Mom, Dad, you're home early!
" It's not what you think, it's a new way to ah, um, ah, build up my tricep muscles"
Reach all of my "rings!"
What, we are just playing hump frog I mean leap frog.
Koba saying this to his BF"Honey seriously, we have to move the TV tomorrow, watching the hockey playoffs is killing my neck."
"What!!!! the next step is, he actually has to put his unit, in my pucker."
" Yup, that's right, were not gay, because one of us have our clohtes one, anything more to say smartass?"
" What did you except, we didn't know this was going to be a sausage fest"
Opps sorry that should have read" What did you expect, we didn't know this was going to be a sausage fest"
Mind if I sit here?
ReplyDeleteHe fell on my dick!
ReplyDeleteI swear, I thought it was the remote...
ReplyDelete"Oh no, Suzanne Somers, just got voted off DWTS"
ReplyDelete"What, the liquor store is closed?"
ReplyDelete"Dudes, this isn't what it looks like"
ReplyDelete"What's your problem, straight dudes need love to"
ReplyDelete"Heck, when I'm drunk, I'll hump anything."
ReplyDelete"What ya mean, he has to take his shorts off"
ReplyDelete"Ah, um, bro, I thought you were not coming up to visit till next week."
ReplyDelete"Please tell us, you didn't hit the send button"
ReplyDeleteMom, Dad, you're home early!
ReplyDelete" It's not what you think, it's a new way to ah, um, ah, build up my tricep muscles"
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteReach all of my "rings!"
What, we are just playing hump frog I mean leap frog.
ReplyDeleteKoba saying this to his BF
ReplyDelete"Honey seriously, we have to move the TV tomorrow, watching the hockey playoffs is killing my neck."
"What!!!! the next step is, he actually has to put his unit, in my pucker."
ReplyDelete" Yup, that's right, were not gay, because one of us have our clohtes one, anything more to say smartass?"
ReplyDelete" What did you except, we didn't know this was going to be a sausage fest"
ReplyDeleteOpps sorry that should have read
ReplyDelete" What did you expect, we didn't know this was going to be a sausage fest"