"Dude, you don't need to translate it, Suck means Suck, in all languages, now get over here."
"Don't worry bro, I'm still going to suck you off, I just want to see who got eliminated from Dancing With The Stars."
I'm trying to find an app that will suck me.
"What you don't believe me, when I say cum, tastes like ice cream?" hehehehe
"Nope, I'm staying right here, till you promise me you won't cum in my mouth."
I see a bunch of guys' asses in their profiles. How does Scruff know I'm horny and a top?
Axiom said..."My lips are perfect for the deed!"
Hi sweetie, This meeting is running WAY longer than I expected. I probably won't make it to the airport in time to catch my flight. XOX
"I told you the Boston Brunis won, and next up are the dreaded Montreal Canadiens, now get on my cock already."
"I told you the Boston Bruins won, and next up are the dreaded Montreal Canadiens, now get on my hard cock already."
"Honey be home soon, my boss literally has me working my ass off."
"Honey be home soon, my boss has been on my ass all day."
"Oh no, he's right, the Bruins did win, now where in the hell is the vaseline."
Hi Mum, "you'll never guess what I've been doing all day "
Now, I just hit send...
"If he wasn't so damn cute, I would throw him and his tablet out"
"Hey take care of me first, then you can go back to that."
Congats to the winner, anonymous at April 26 7:52 PM. That was a good one..
I would like to see of that cutie, that is on his tablet. Woof, Woof
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"Dude, you don't need to translate it, Suck means Suck, in all languages, now get over here."
ReplyDelete"Don't worry bro, I'm still going to suck you off, I just want to see who got eliminated from Dancing With The Stars."
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to find an app that will suck me.
ReplyDelete"What you don't believe me, when I say cum, tastes like ice cream?" hehehehe
ReplyDelete"Nope, I'm staying right here, till you promise me you won't cum in my mouth."
ReplyDeleteI see a bunch of guys' asses in their profiles. How does Scruff know I'm horny and a top?
ReplyDeleteAxiom said...
ReplyDelete"My lips are perfect for the deed!"
Hi sweetie, This meeting is running WAY longer than I expected. I probably won't make it to the airport in time to catch my flight. XOX
ReplyDelete"I told you the Boston Brunis won, and next up are the dreaded Montreal Canadiens, now get on my cock already."
ReplyDelete"I told you the Boston Bruins won, and next up are the dreaded Montreal Canadiens, now get on my hard cock already."
ReplyDelete"Honey be home soon, my boss literally has me working my ass off."
ReplyDelete"Honey be home soon, my boss has been on my ass all day."
ReplyDelete"Oh no, he's right, the Bruins did win, now where in the hell is the vaseline."
ReplyDeleteHi Mum, "you'll never guess what I've been doing all day "
ReplyDeleteNow, I just hit send...
ReplyDelete"If he wasn't so damn cute, I would throw him and his tablet out"
ReplyDelete"Hey take care of me first, then you can go back to that."
ReplyDeleteCongats to the winner, anonymous at April 26 7:52 PM. That was a good one..
ReplyDeleteI would like to see of that cutie, that is on his tablet. Woof, Woof
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