He had a special tonight so I had to hire him! I'll let you know when I'm finished so you can have your turn.
"Wait let me explain, ah, um, ah hell, guys just do it better."
"Fork over the $20, I told you he was a sword swallower."
"Dudes, this isn't what it looks like, he's helping me look for change behind the cushions."
NO Blowjob for you...You're not naughty enough
"Dudes where's the pizza, you know by now, after I nut, I like pizza."
"Com-on, give me your hand, don't be frightned, it's not going to bite you."
"Dudes, come in, I'll be with you in a minute, something suddenly came up, and my buddy is helping me out."
Can one of you take up the rear?
"Dudes come in, my buddy here got a HEAD start on ya, but I'm sure you'll catch up."
"Com-on, give me your hand, don't be frighten, I promise it doesn't bite."
" O.k, O.k. I promise, tomorrow I'll be back on the STRAIGHT and NARROW."
"Stop right there, what slurping noise? Um, ah, I don't hear any slurping noise."
"Stop right there, no I don't know where Koba is, and no I don't hear no slurping noise."
"Stop right there, no I don't know where Koba is, and no I don't hear any slurping noise."
"Stop right there, And why is my face so flushed and my eyes rolling around in my head? Ummm, ah, I must be getting the flu."
Look guys I told ya first come first served... now your gonna have to wait your turn
"Um you guys leave without me, I'm waiting for the A.C. guy, I should, ahhh, I mean he should be cumming any minute now.
Hold on guys, something came up, we'll be ready to go shortly!
Oh, hey guys. Be right with ya.Ryan
"Whoa!" "So this is why you invited me to your apartment?"
"Dudes give me a break, you know the first day of Spring, makes me a horny bastard."
"Guys, listen, Koba's dude is away, so I guess, when the cat is away the mouse will play."
What Blowjob? I'm not getting a Blowjob.
"Why am I making this goofy face, and I'm half naked? um, ah, gee, golly, heck it's the 1st day of Spring."
He had a special tonight so I had to hire him! I'll let you know when I'm finished so you can have your turn.
ReplyDelete"Wait let me explain, ah, um, ah hell, guys just do it better."
ReplyDelete"Fork over the $20, I told you he was a sword swallower."
ReplyDelete"Dudes, this isn't what it looks like, he's helping me look for change behind the cushions."
ReplyDeleteNO Blowjob for you...You're not naughty enough
ReplyDelete"Dudes where's the pizza, you know by now, after I nut, I like pizza."
ReplyDelete"Com-on, give me your hand, don't be frightned, it's not going to bite you."
ReplyDelete"Dudes, come in, I'll be with you in a minute, something suddenly came up, and my buddy is helping me out."
ReplyDeleteCan one of you take up the rear?
ReplyDelete"Dudes come in, my buddy here got a HEAD start on ya, but I'm sure you'll catch up."
ReplyDelete"Com-on, give me your hand, don't be frighten, I promise it doesn't bite."
ReplyDelete" O.k, O.k. I promise, tomorrow I'll be back on the STRAIGHT and NARROW."
ReplyDelete"Stop right there, what slurping noise? Um, ah, I don't hear any slurping noise."
ReplyDelete"Stop right there, no I don't know where Koba is, and no I don't hear no slurping noise."
ReplyDelete"Stop right there, no I don't know where Koba is, and no I don't hear any slurping noise."
ReplyDelete"Stop right there, And why is my face so flushed and my eyes rolling around in my head? Ummm, ah, I must be getting the flu."
ReplyDeleteLook guys I told ya first come first served... now your gonna have to wait your turn
ReplyDelete"Um you guys leave without me, I'm waiting for the A.C. guy, I should, ahhh, I mean he should be cumming any minute now.
ReplyDeleteHold on guys, something came up, we'll be ready to go shortly!
ReplyDeleteOh, hey guys. Be right with ya.
ReplyDeleteRyan
"Whoa!" "So this is why you invited me to your apartment?"
ReplyDelete"Dudes give me a break, you know the first day of Spring, makes me a horny bastard."
ReplyDelete"Guys, listen, Koba's dude is away, so I guess, when the cat is away the mouse will play."
ReplyDeleteWhat Blowjob? I'm not getting a Blowjob.
ReplyDelete"Why am I making this goofy face, and I'm half naked? um, ah, gee, golly, heck it's the 1st day of Spring."
ReplyDelete