"Hummm, let me look....yeah I believe we can hit it from here!"Tim from MO
"Hey shut you trap over there, I never jerked another dude before, hell I only been an intern for a day"
"Dude I know you new at this, so I don't care if you don't want to look, but man you do have to jerk it"
"O.K. dude, were all alone, you not even looking at it, and I going to be pissed if you not even going to give it a couple of tugs"
"Man, stop worrying, I'm not giving you a facial, so dude, start freaking pulling it"
"Dude, I know it's a rest stop, but don't take it literally, now jerk it, damn it"
"Houston we have a problem"
"Ok. Ok, you new, you have the grip mastered, now look at the dudes over there, and master the "pull and tug."
"Ok, Ok, I understand, your new, you have the grip mastered, but geez, look over there and watch how they do the "pull and tug."
"O.K. dude, were all alone, your not even looking at it, and I'm going to be pissed if you not even going to give it a couple of tugs"!!
"Ummmm, dude, are you sure your into men"?
"Hey, I guess that's what I get for asking a "straightie" to do a gay man's job"
"No more INTERNS, ever."
"Ah, dude, worry about directions out of here later, your not even close to finished here yet."
"O.K. dude, were all alone, your not even looking at it, and I'm going to be pissed if your not even going to give it a couple of tugs"!!
"Dude, it's a freaking truck stop, look around, everyone is nutting, and I want to be one, so, START PUTLLING."
"Dude, serioulsy, you don't need lessons, it' not rocket science, just tug on the damm thing".
See! I can do this...
"Hummm, let me look....yeah I believe we can hit it from here!"
ReplyDeleteTim from MO
"Hey shut you trap over there, I never jerked another dude before, hell I only been an intern for a day"
ReplyDelete"Dude I know you new at this, so I don't care if you don't want to look, but man you do have to jerk it"
ReplyDelete"O.K. dude, were all alone, you not even looking at it, and I going to be pissed if you not even going to give it a couple of tugs"
ReplyDelete"Man, stop worrying, I'm not giving you a facial, so dude, start freaking pulling it"
ReplyDelete"Dude, I know it's a rest stop, but don't take it literally, now jerk it, damn it"
ReplyDelete"Houston we have a problem"
ReplyDelete"Ok. Ok, you new, you have the grip mastered, now look at the dudes over there, and master the "pull and tug."
ReplyDelete"Ok, Ok, I understand, your new, you have the grip mastered, but geez, look over there and watch how they do the "pull and tug."
ReplyDelete"O.K. dude, were all alone, your not even looking at it, and I'm going to be pissed if you not even going to give it a couple of tugs"!!
ReplyDelete"Ummmm, dude, are you sure your into men"?
ReplyDelete"Hey, I guess that's what I get for asking a "straightie" to do a gay man's job"
ReplyDelete"No more INTERNS, ever."
ReplyDelete"Ah, dude, worry about directions out of here later, your not even close to finished here yet."
ReplyDelete"O.K. dude, were all alone, your not even looking at it, and I'm going to be pissed if your not even going to give it a couple of tugs"!!
ReplyDelete"Dude, it's a freaking truck stop, look around, everyone is nutting, and I want to be one, so, START PUTLLING."
ReplyDelete"Dude, serioulsy, you don't need lessons, it' not rocket science, just tug on the damm thing".
ReplyDeleteSee! I can do this...
ReplyDelete