"Ready to Serve?"
4-3-2-1, Blast off!
"I thought you told me, what goes up, must come down, dude, it's been 2 days now!"
"What are you looking at? you never seen a dude with a "chub" before?"
"Bro, I swear, it must be the MSG, in the take out we ordered, it just won't go down!"
"Whoa, dude, don't know why you texting me, I'm NOT helping you with that kind of emergency."
"Nice, did your nana, make that quilt?"
"Com-on in, I didn't text you guys, for you to just stare at it!"
Patient entering the diagnostic clinic where the doctor is ready to administer his annual gag reflex test.
"Bro, I warned you , to only take half of the Viagra."
"Sorry guys, I can't go tonight, as you can see something just suddenly popped up."
"What wold make you think, I have a "hardon" for you."
"Hey what can I say, he has a mind of his own, and right now he owns me."
ReplyDelete"Ready to Serve?"
4-3-2-1, Blast off!
ReplyDelete"I thought you told me, what goes up, must come down, dude, it's been 2 days now!"
ReplyDelete"What are you looking at? you never seen a dude with a "chub" before?"
ReplyDelete"Bro, I swear, it must be the MSG, in the take out we ordered, it just won't go down!"
ReplyDelete"Whoa, dude, don't know why you texting me, I'm NOT helping you with that kind of emergency."
ReplyDelete"Nice, did your nana, make that quilt?"
ReplyDelete"Com-on in, I didn't text you guys, for you to just stare at it!"
ReplyDeletePatient entering the diagnostic clinic where the doctor is ready to administer his annual gag reflex test.
ReplyDelete"Bro, I warned you , to only take half of the Viagra."
ReplyDelete"Sorry guys, I can't go tonight, as you can see something just suddenly popped up."
ReplyDelete"What wold make you think, I have a "hardon" for you."
ReplyDelete"Hey what can I say, he has a mind of his own, and right now he owns me."
ReplyDelete